circumcisions:

my mom said if this posts gets 100,000 notes i can get a cool baby like this one

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

(Source: grimelords)

osamah:

if you say ermehgerd in front of me then i assure you that you’ll be saying it again while i’m stabbing you

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets)