nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

(Source: vvouter)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
  • giraffepoliceforce:

    If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

    I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years
    ― (via silly-luv)

    bonus:

    i like to tell people when i need to go pee

    Look at me while you cum.
    ― (via expressiveexperience)

    (Source: subbieblackgrl)

    bxstxrds:

    i could really go for a make-out session up against a wall right about now.

    How to finger a girl

    1. Use your tongue

    (Source: she-wants-the-eod)