evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.
― (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: the-taintedtruth)

iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining